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  1. distractiv ce invatam din filmele americane?

    42. Intotdeauna intr-un film convorbirile telefonice dureaza mai putin de 10 secunde, timp in care personajul principal afla o cantitate impresionanta de informatii... 43.Din 50 de oameni inarmati cu uzzi-uri care trag in personajul principal nici unul nu il nimereste,iar cel din urma avand un amarat de pistol ii omoara pe toti si ii mai ramane si un glont pentru the evil boss... 44.In orice film vechi cu detectivi intotdeauna ploua si actiunea se petrece doar noaptea... 45.Orice politist din filme a avut un partener care a fost omorat in misiune...
  2. distractiv din seria jiji si maybachul sau....

    incercati link-ul asta atunci: http://rapidshare.de/files/11806425/Gigi_r...bachul.avi.html
  3. bagati un ochi la asta.asta da mecanica... http://rapidshare.de/files/11806425/Gigi_r...bachul.avi.html
  4. suzuki gsxr 1000

    sa va purtati sanatosi si cu placere unu pe altul! da' am si eu o intrebare de necunascator-unde are avionu' asta toba ca m-am zgait o juma' de ora la poze si nu-mi dau seama? si daca e sub sa unde anume sub sa?in spatele numarului???
  5. distractiv cum te cheama?

    parinti scrantiti sau notari beti praf? poate ma lamuriti voi: http://www.hotnews.ro/articol_32373-Nume-la-romani.htm
  6. in curand cred ca o sa pun laba pe niste banet si cam vreau si eu un chopper.credeti ca am sanse sa gasesc ceva pe la 1500-1600e???ceva gen virago,dragstar etc-nu comunista si care sa fie pe undeva intre 250-400cc? merci anticipat pt raspunsuri... CIAO!
  7. In romana nu mai era amuzant. Enjoy! In the beginning there was the computer. And God said: C:\>Let there be light! Enter user id. C:\>God Enter password. C:\>Omniscient Password incorrect. Try again. C:\>Omnipotent Password incorrect. Try again. C:\>Technocrat And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. C:\>Let there be light! Unrecognizable command. Try again. C:\>Create light Done. C:\>Run heaven_and_earth And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 > errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2. C:\> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light. Unrecognizable command. Try again. C:\>Create firmament Done. C:\>Run firmament And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 2. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 3. C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and Too many characters in the specification string. Try again. C:\>Create dry_land Done. C:\>Run firmament And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors. And God looged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 3. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 4. C:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night Unspecified type. Try again. C:\>Create sun_moon_stars Done. C:\>Run sun_moon_stars And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over the day and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 4. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 5. C:\>Create fish Done. C:\>Create fowl Done. C:\>Create cattle Done. C:\>Create creepy_things Done. C:\>Run fish, fowl, cattle, creepy_things And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepth werewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 5. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 6. C:\>Now let us make man in our image. Unspecified type. Try again. C:\>Create man Done. C:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fish in the sea and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth Too many command operands. Try again. C:\>Run multiplication Execution teminated. 6 errors. C:\>Insert breath Done. C:\>Run multiplication Execution teminated. 5 errors. C:\>Move man to Garden of Eden File Garden of Eden does not exist. C:\>Create Garden.edn Done. C:\>Run multiplication Execution teminated. 4 errors. C:\>Copy woman from man Done. C:\>Run multiplication Execution teminated. 2 errors. C:\>Create desire Done. C:\>Run multiplication And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors. C:\>Create freewill Done. C:\>Run freewill And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors. C:\>Undo desire Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. C:\>Destroy freewill Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:>\Help Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:\>Create tree_of_knowledge And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors. C:\>Create good, evil Done. C:\>Activate evil And God saw he had created shame. Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 > errors. C:\>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman Search failed. C:\>Delete shame Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. C:\>Destroy freewill Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:\>Stop Unrecognizaable command. Try again. C:\>Break C:\>Break C:\>Break ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. C:\>Create new world You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created. C:\>Destroy earth Destroy earth: please confirm. C:\>Destroy earth confirmed COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
  8. pasager pe motor?!

    am si eu o mare mare dilema si anume-cum e sa ai pe careva in spate cand esti pe motor?ce vreau sa stiu e daca il simti pe respectivu',daca te dezechilibreaza mult in curbe s.a.m.d......toate astea pe un motor sport. vreau sa stiu daca e greu sau nu sa ai pasager asa ca lamuriti-ma si pe mine... astept pareri in special de la cei care au mers cu pasager.... CIAO!
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